Rock of Ages, Part II

My, my, my! Bongo's e-mail box has been hit several times by readers who loved the list of songs that could have been inspired by Aileen Seedorf. This is just a sampling of the songs that were sent to Bongo over the last 24 hours:

"Things Can Only Get Better" by Howard Jones (it looks like they're starting to already!)
"Somethin' to Hide" by Journey (why did Larry change his name?)
"Disturbing Behavior" by Robert Palmer (what the audience gets to see at school board meetings)
"Witch Hunt" by Rush (the forensic audit)
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" by The Spin Doctors (has anyone ever heard Aileen say she was wrong about anything?)
“Blasphemous Rumours” by Depeche Mode (enough said)
“Careless Whisper” by WHAM (comments Larry and Aileen make between them about how to vote)
“Come on Eileen” by Dexy's Midnight Runner (Snow trying to sway Seedorf)
“Don't Come Around Here No More” by Tom Petty (perhaps thoughts they share about Glen Stewart, Stacie Talbert, Dr. Burkey, etc.)
"Crazy" by Seal (no explanation needed)
"Can't Let Go" by Mariah Carey (...of the past)
"The Fool on the Hill" by Paul McCartney (Aileen, who after 1 ½ years sill doesn’t know how to propose an amendment to a motion)
"Big Shot" by Billy Joel (what Larry and Aileen think they are)
"The Times They are a Changin' " by Billy Joel (notice how little press Larry and Ailleen get these days?)
"Shameless" by Billy Joel (what their antics are)
"Don't Ask Me Why" by Billy Joel (what Larry and Aileen say when asked why they are now abstaining from every controversial vote)
"Ramblin' Man" by The Allman Brothers (Larry’s motto: Why say in a few paragraphs what you can say in a 17-page manifesto?)
"You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones (the lesson Larry evidently never learned as a child)
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones (…until every single administrator quits)
"Under My Thumb" by The Rolling Stones (what Aileen is to Larry)
"Flirtin' With Disaster" by Molly Hatchet (… and “disaster” is starting to loom pretty large in Larry’s rearview mirror!)
"Sabotage" by The Beastie Boys (what Larry and Aileen always try to do to progress in District 158)
"Bringin' on the Heartbreak" by Def Leppard (what Larry and Aileen always try to do)
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" by Elton John (desparate words from a desparate man who sees his popularity fading fast)

Keep sending those song titles! Bongo will collect them and use them in a future post. Stay tuned for the list of songs that could possibly be found in the Larry Snow music library.