Rock of Ages

Yo! Yo! What Up Dawg! (Bongo’s impression of Randy Jackson from American Idol) I was doing a bit of research into the history of music and discovered some interesting fun facts that show the effect that the Snow / Seedorf combination has had on music throughout the years.

Song titles that could have been inspired by Aileen Seedorf:

• “True Colors” by Cindi Lauper (what we’ve all seen since she got elected)
• “Under Pressure” by Queen, featuring David Bowie (…under pressure to second all of Larry’s motions since he paid for her campaign!)
• “Our Lips Are Sealed” by the Go-Go’s (whenever she and Larry keep information to themselves so they can stage an event meant to embarrass people at board meetings)
• “I Am Woman” by Helen Reddy (remember all the male-bashing she did while campaigning with Linda Moore as “Women For District 158?”)
• “Independent Woman” by Desiny’s Child (Lie #1 during the Seedorf for school board campaign?)
• “Too Much Time On My Hands” by Styx (can anyone say “get a hobby?”)
• “We’re Not Going To Take It” by Twisted Sister (as in she and Larry are not going to take the professional auditors’ word for it that there was no fraud)
• “We Belong Together” by Mariah Carey (Snow + Seedorf = Snowdorf)
• “I Get Knocked Down” by Chumbawumba (whenever she tries in vain to propose an amendment to a motion since she doesn’t know how to word it)
• “Not Ready To Make Nice” by the Dixie Chicks (“nice” is not in her bag of tricks)
• “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” by Cindi Lauper (for when she and Linda Moore go out partying after school board meetings)
• “Jump” by Van Halen (…unless your track program, which includes high jumping, has just been cut because you didn’t want to spend $1,600 on a coach)
• “Bad Blood” by Neil Sedaka (remember when she tried to ban blood drives at the high school?)
• “Puppet on a String” by Elvis (no explanation needed)

Feel free to E-mail Bongo with more song titles! This could be fun! Bongo will list Snow titles soon.