The Top Ten Reasons Why Attending a School Board Meeting is More Fun than Attending the Super Bowl

The Top Ten Reasons Why Attending a School Board Meeting in District 158 is more fun than Attending the Super Bowl

10. Nobody contacts the cops after Tom Brady and Eli Manning have “words” behind the scenes.

9. Who needs funny commercials when there’s the slap stick team of Snow and Seedorf?

8. Two words: More fumbles

7. The tail gate parties outside of D 158’s administration building can get pretty rowdy, and you should try the ribs that Dave Johnson cooks up next to his Volkswagen Beetle!

6. If you don’t like BBQ ribs, you can tailgate before the meeting with Aileen Seedorf and Linda Moore.

5. The excitement you see at the super bowl is over within three hours; school board meetings can last up to seven! Such a value!

4. The strategies used by Snow and Seedorf to try to gain field advantage over “the board majority” could rival any play in the Patriot’s playbook.

3. Let’s be honest. Who would rather be in sunny Glendale, Arizona when you could stay here in cold, wet, windy, snowy McHenry County?

2. All of the experts already assume they know who will win the Super Bowl. The eventual “winner” in District 158 won’t be known for a while!

1. Unlike NFL games, what’s said in District 158’s huddles (closed session) is NEVER kept secret!