A Day in the Life of Larry Snow: The Election Edition

A very clear pattern has emerged during this election season. Welcome to "A Day in the Life of Larry Snow: The Election Edition."

6:15AM: Wake up on wrong side of bed, immediately check Northwest Herald and Daily Herald online. If anyone has written a letter in support of Mike Skala, immediately begin posting responses personally attacking the writer.

7:00AM: Look outside; make sure that nobody has put any Skala signs in yard overnight.

7:15AM: Call Aileen; find out if she’s had an independent thought yet today. Finding that answer is "no", make a mental note to check back with her later.

7:30AM: Call Linda Moore; find out if she’s figured out how she's going to keep her campaign promise not to build the new township building yet. Finding out the answer is "no", tell her its OK; that I didn't keep any of my campaign promises from four years ago either.

7:45AM: Look in yellow pages for an insurance agent; call to check on prices for auto insurance.

8:00AM: Go back to Northwest and Daily Herald web pages. If anyone has responded to my earlier attacks, immediately attack them. Deny allegations from a real restraining order that that I beat my ex-wife; post that she was involved with the 2004 referendum and that she's a blood relative of Mike Skala.

8:15AM: Think about formulating a board policy that would help raise achievement scores.

8:16AM: Realize that previous thought of actual productivity for kids was foolish; go back on attack mode.

8:20AM: Call Aileen; find out if she’s had an independent thought yet today. Finding that answer is still "no," make a mental note to check back with her later.

8:30AM: Call Jameel at the Daily Herald, complain that my earlier on-line posts were removed because of "violation of terms of service". Chastise Daily Herald for being too sensitive when I go on attack mode.

8:35AM: Call Don Bond. Become furious that Bond says that even he is going to support Skala this time around.

8:50AM: Go back on-line and attack some more. Go to other articles on website and attack bloggers at random.

9:00AM: Call Aileen; find out if she’s had an independent thought yet today. Finding that answer is still "no", make a mental note to check back with her later.

9:15AM: Call the head of the support staff union HESPA; ask if they've changed their mind about not endorsing me. Finding out the answer is still "no", create first draft of nasty comments to be shared at next BOE meeting.

9:30AM: Read first few pages of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"; toss it in the trash and decide it doesn’t apply to me.

9:45AM: Linda Moore calls me; is giddy over news that Moore Turf Care got a mowing contract for 2009. They beat out a 16 year old boy for the job of mowing the Smith’s yard for $30 per week. David Moore is happy he is back in business.

10:00AM: Being exhausted from four hours of reckless attacking, go to bed to take nap.

Noon: Repeat actions from the morning, and when it becomes clear that the blogging against me won't stop; call the papers and try to shut down all on-line free speech.