Bloodhounds are smart. We're also clever and witty. Sometimes I like to make lists of my discoveries and observations. I call them Top Ten Lists.
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear at a District 158 School Board Meeting
10. Isn’t it great how well we all get along?
9. How very polite of you, Mr. Snow.
8. Now that we all agree that Linda and David Moore should no longer live rent and tax free on District 158 property...
7. Perhaps we should slow it down a bit and take more time discussing this issue.
6. Rollcall vote: Larry Snow: “yes”, Aileen Seedorf: “no.”
5. The consent agenda is fine as presented.
4. I’m sorry, but because I recently spent thousands of dollars trying to get Linda Moore elected to this board, I will have to abstain from the conversations and votes on the landscaping contract with Moore Turf Care and whether or not we should be charging the Moore’s rent for living in a house owned by the district.
3. We should have no trouble at all making it home in time to see Grey’s Anatomy at 8:00.
2. Thanks, Mrs. Seedorf, for presenting an alternative point of view to Mr. Snow’s proposal.
1. We appreciate the apology, Mr. Snow. It was very gracious of you to admit you were wrong.
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